When shit hits the fan., by kolostomy bag

When shit hits the fan.

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1.	We're from fucking Frankston 02:29	lyrics
Oi. We're from fucking Frankston, Where the ocean meets the sky and if you drink from the creek you will most likely die. We're from fucking Frankston, where you can get fucked up, you can drink heaps of piss cos we have lots of pubs, We're from fucking Frankston, get your drugs in the streets and youll stand on a needle if you go to the beach, We're from fucking Frankston, It's not that bad but if you stay to long you might get stabbed. Oi.Oi. We're from fucking Frankston, There are clouds in the sky but they all smell like weed cos we're all getting high, We're from fucking Frankston, where you get dirty looks you'll get bashed by the cops they'll use phone books, We're from fucking Frankston, at the pub tonight, you can get really drunk, you can get in a fight We're from fucking Frankston, I'm not gonna lie, if you stay to long you might just die. Oi.Oi.Oi.Yeah Don't fuck with us. Oi. We're from fucking Frankston, Where you can live your dreams and you can get a root if you go to Irene's, We're from fucking Frankston, where we are all getting high and we keep on smoking as the day goes by, We're from fucking Frankston, life is a test especially if ya neighbors are smoking meth, We're from fucking Frankston, It's not that bad but if you stay to long you might get stabbed. Oi.Oi. Oi.
2.	Not on the menu 00:27	lyrics
You need to poo Its not on the menu, not on the menu restaurant will do Not on the menu, not on the menu They won't serve you Not on the menu, not on the menu The floor will do, Not on the menu, not on the menu Not on the menu, not on the menu Not on the menu, not on the menu Not on the menu, not on the menu
3.	Bunch of cunts 01:55	lyrics
Jesus christ, what a cunt Ms Reinheart, you fat cunt Alex Jones, he's a cunt Andrew Bolt, what a cunt Paying rent, it's a cunt Fuck the cops they are cunts off the piss, it's a cunt and you to, you're a cunt Well there ya have it, what a bunch of cunts, they're not the only ones, You are a bunch of cunts Yeah we know it, your lifes a cunt, it's the same for everyone, You are a bunch of cunts No shit, we're cunts to, we aren't the only ones, You are a bunch of cunts That's right everyone is a cunt, and I mean everyone You are a bunch of cunts Religion, what a cunt Jim Saville, was a cunt Hey prince Charles, youre a cunt Rolf Harris, hes a cunt King of pop, was a cunt Jeff Epstein, a dead cunt He got killed, by some cunts And george pell, he's a cunt Holy shit that's a long list of cunts, they aren't the only ones You are a bunch of cunts I'm a cunt, you're a cunt to, it's the same for everyone You are a bunch of cunts We all know you're a cunt through and through, you're the same as everyone You are a bunch of cunts I'll be honest I will tell you the truth, there's a bit of cunt in everyone You are a bunch of cunts Time to vote, what a cunt Hillary, she's a cunt Donald Trump, orange cunt Hey scomo, you're a cunt The alt right, bunch of cunts The alt left, bunch of cunts Ms hanson, she's a cunt And you to, you're a cunt You are a bunch of cunts.
4.	Gypsie's noose 00:34	lyrics
My one eyed bandit, What did he steal from you, Help me set him free, Help me cut him loose, Free my cock. Free my cock, from the gypsie's noose Free my cock, from the gypsie's noose Free my cock, from the gypsie's noose Free my cock, from the gypsie's noose
5.	Cum junkie 00:14	lyrics
She sucks cock The whole lot Down the throat The whole load She's no slut She loves cum It is her Addiction Cum junkie Cum junkie Cum junkie That's what we love
6.	Evisceraddict 01:41	lyrics
Live my life, for that thrill when I took my first life Dead bodies, they pile up with every try more victims just so I can feel them die It will never be the same. Not enough, to take a victim while the last one rots Dismembered bodies the keep piling up Addiction, it will never be enough It will never be the same.
7.	Just screaming 00:47	lyrics
Fuck you, we're gonna fuck you up Fuck you, we're gonna cut you up Don't you know, us cunts we're just screaming, at you
8.	Self abuse 01:13	lyrics
Abuse, abuse. I sneak into my room at night, turn the lights down, get the mood right, I slip into my sodden bed, under stiff sheets I touch my self Abuse, my self Abuse, my self Abuse, my self Abuse, myself When I get time to myself I knock the top off, give it a good belt I myself I can't refuse I wallow in my self abuse Abuse, my self Abuse, my self Abuse, my self Abuse, myself
9.	Shit fuck shit 01:40	lyrics
Go to the whore, for a few dollars more shit fuck shit, shit fuck shit If the river runs red, take the dirt road instead shit fuck shit, shit fuck shit you decide if you can get inside shit fuck shit, shit fuck shit show ya girl you can fuck that hole shit fuck shit, shit fuck shit If the rivers running red and ya bitch wont give you head roll her fucking over and just put it in her arse show ya bitch what its about if she won't pull her tampon out show her what that hole is for, shit fuck, shit fuck shit fuck,shit fuck shit fuck, shit fuck shit Go to the whore for a few dollars more shit fuck shit, shit fuck shit If you dont like blood just get in the mud shit fuck shit, shit fuck shit Don't waste time just get behind shit fuck shit, shit fuck shit show ya girl any holes a goal shit fuck shit, shit fuck shit If the rivers running red and ya bitch wont give you head roll her fucking over and just put it in her arse show ya bitch what its about if she won't pull her tampon out show her what that hole is for, shit fuck, shit fuck shit fuck,shit fuck shit fuck, shit fuck shit
10.	Your mums a slut 00:30	lyrics
I picked this fucking chick up she was wearing skin tight jeans Looked like buttered hotcakes with a dollop of whipped cream took her home to my place walked in through the door she grabbed me by the balls and said fuck me i'm a whore she fucked me hard she fucked me good she fucked me like I knew she would And when she spread her legs for me To my surprise we found My dick went in so easy She was such an easy fuck right then was when we all found out You're mums a slut She's just done a feltchfart
11.	Battleshits 00:07	lyrics
That pommy cunt took a shit in a bottle and put it in the backhoe it stinks.
12.	The Fly 01:58	lyrics
Strait after pissing pulled up his fly Caught his cock, and brought a tear to his eye Another time, after taking a shit without a thought he caught his cock in his zip Beware the fly Beware the fly Don't wonder why Beware the fly He moved a bit fast, when he pulled up his zip He got it halfway and it caught on the tip You can't count the times he got his nob in his fly You'd think he'd wear trackies, that would be wise It even happens when he changes his clothes He's even snagged a testicle he knows it will happen, but doesn't know why next could be you, so beware the fly Beware the fly Beware the fly Don't wonder why Perhaps you'll die

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released April 8, 2020

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kolostomy bag Melbourne, Australia

Kolostomy bag hail from the bowels of Hell. We have had a few line up changes over the years, some band members have swapped instruments, some have left.Kolostomy bag are: Rev.Skanky-vocals, Lord Turd Spitwank-percussion, Some Cunt-bass, Skullfukk-guitar, Bruce Scrote-guitar.
So enjoy,have fun and tell your friends, just don't leave skiddys on the couch!! ... more