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Oi.
We're from fucking Frankston,
Where the ocean meets the sky and if you drink from the creek you will most likely die.
We're from fucking Frankston,
where you can get fucked up, you can drink heaps of piss cos we have lots of pubs,
We're from fucking Frankston,
get your drugs in the streets and youll stand on a needle if you go to the beach,
We're from fucking Frankston,
It's not that bad but if you stay to long you might get stabbed.
Oi.Oi.
We're from fucking Frankston,
There are clouds in the sky but they all smell like weed cos we're all getting high,
We're from fucking Frankston,
where you get dirty looks you'll get bashed by the cops they'll use phone books,
We're from fucking Frankston,
at the pub tonight, you can get really drunk, you can get in a fight
We're from fucking Frankston,
I'm not gonna lie, if you stay to long you might just die.
Oi.Oi.Oi.Yeah
Don't fuck with us.
Oi.
We're from fucking Frankston,
Where you can live your dreams and you can get a root if you go to Irene's,
We're from fucking Frankston,
where we are all getting high and we keep on smoking as the day goes by,
We're from fucking Frankston,
life is a test especially if ya neighbors are smoking meth,
We're from fucking Frankston,
It's not that bad but if you stay to long you might get stabbed.
Oi.Oi.
Oi.
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Not on the menu
00:27
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You need to poo
Its not on the menu, not on the menu
restaurant will do
Not on the menu, not on the menu
They won't serve you
Not on the menu, not on the menu
The floor will do,
Not on the menu, not on the menu
Not on the menu, not on the menu
Not on the menu, not on the menu
Not on the menu, not on the menu
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Bunch of cunts
01:55
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Jesus christ, what a cunt
Ms Reinheart, you fat cunt
Alex Jones, he's a cunt
Andrew Bolt, what a cunt
Paying rent, it's a cunt
Fuck the cops they are cunts
off the piss, it's a cunt
and you to, you're a cunt
Well there ya have it, what a bunch of cunts, they're not the only ones,
You are a bunch of cunts
Yeah we know it, your lifes a cunt, it's the same for everyone,
You are a bunch of cunts
No shit, we're cunts to, we aren't the only ones,
You are a bunch of cunts
That's right everyone is a cunt, and I mean everyone
You are a bunch of cunts
Religion, what a cunt
Jim Saville, was a cunt
Hey prince Charles, youre a cunt
Rolf Harris, hes a cunt
King of pop, was a cunt
Jeff Epstein, a dead cunt
He got killed, by some cunts
And george pell, he's a cunt
Holy shit that's a long list of cunts, they aren't the only ones
You are a bunch of cunts
I'm a cunt, you're a cunt to, it's the same for everyone
You are a bunch of cunts
We all know you're a cunt through and through, you're the same as everyone
You are a bunch of cunts
I'll be honest I will tell you the truth, there's a bit of cunt in everyone
You are a bunch of cunts
Time to vote, what a cunt
Hillary, she's a cunt
Donald Trump, orange cunt
Hey scomo, you're a cunt
The alt right, bunch of cunts
The alt left, bunch of cunts
Ms hanson, she's a cunt
And you to, you're a cunt
You are a bunch of cunts.
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Gypsie's noose
00:34
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My one eyed bandit,
What did he steal from you,
Help me set him free,
Help me cut him loose,
Free my cock.
Free my cock, from the gypsie's noose
Free my cock, from the gypsie's noose
Free my cock, from the gypsie's noose
Free my cock, from the gypsie's noose
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Cum junkie
00:14
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She sucks cock
The whole lot
Down the throat
The whole load
She's no slut
She loves cum
It is her
Addiction
Cum junkie
Cum junkie
Cum junkie
That's what we love
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Evisceraddict
01:41
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Live my life, for that thrill when I took my first life
Dead bodies, they pile up with every try
more victims just so I can feel them die
It will never be the same.
Not enough, to take a victim while the last one rots
Dismembered bodies the keep piling up
Addiction, it will never be enough
It will never be the same.
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Just screaming
00:47
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Fuck you, we're gonna fuck you up
Fuck you, we're gonna cut you up
Don't you know, us cunts
we're just screaming, at you
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Self abuse
01:13
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Abuse, abuse.
I sneak into my room at night,
turn the lights down, get the mood right,
I slip into my sodden bed,
under stiff sheets I touch my self
Abuse, my self
Abuse, my self
Abuse, my self
Abuse, myself
When I get time to myself
I knock the top off, give it a good belt
I myself I can't refuse
I wallow in my self abuse
Abuse, my self
Abuse, my self
Abuse, my self
Abuse, myself
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Shit fuck shit
01:40
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Go to the whore, for a few dollars more
shit fuck shit, shit fuck shit
If the river runs red, take the dirt road instead
shit fuck shit, shit fuck shit
you decide if you can get inside
shit fuck shit, shit fuck shit
show ya girl you can fuck that hole
shit fuck shit, shit fuck shit
If the rivers running red and ya bitch wont give you head
roll her fucking over and just put it in her arse
show ya bitch what its about if she won't pull her tampon out
show her what that hole is for, shit fuck, shit fuck
shit fuck,shit fuck
shit fuck, shit fuck shit
Go to the whore for a few dollars more
shit fuck shit, shit fuck shit
If you dont like blood just get in the mud
shit fuck shit, shit fuck shit
Don't waste time just get behind
shit fuck shit, shit fuck shit
show ya girl any holes a goal
shit fuck shit, shit fuck shit
If the rivers running red and ya bitch wont give you head
roll her fucking over and just put it in her arse
show ya bitch what its about if she won't pull her tampon out
show her what that hole is for, shit fuck, shit fuck
shit fuck,shit fuck
shit fuck, shit fuck shit
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Your mums a slut
00:30
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I picked this fucking chick up
she was wearing skin tight jeans
Looked like buttered hotcakes
with a dollop of whipped cream
took her home to my place
walked in through the door
she grabbed me by the balls and said
fuck me i'm a whore
she fucked me hard
she fucked me good
she fucked me like I knew she would
And when she spread her legs for me
To my surprise we found
My dick went in so easy
She was such an easy fuck
right then was when we all found out
You're mums a slut
She's just done a feltchfart
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Battleshits
00:07
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That pommy cunt took a shit in a bottle
and put it in the backhoe
it stinks.
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The Fly
01:58
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Strait after pissing pulled up his fly
Caught his cock, and brought a tear to his eye
Another time, after taking a shit
without a thought he caught his cock in his zip
Beware the fly
Beware the fly
Don't wonder why
Beware the fly
He moved a bit fast, when he pulled up his zip
He got it halfway and it caught on the tip
You can't count the times he got his nob in his fly
You'd think he'd wear trackies, that would be wise
It even happens when he changes his clothes
He's even snagged a testicle
he knows it will happen, but doesn't know why
next could be you, so beware the fly
Beware the fly
Beware the fly
Don't wonder why
Perhaps you'll die
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kolostomy bag Melbourne, Australia
Kolostomy bag hail from the bowels of Hell. We have had a few line up changes over the years, some band members have swapped
instruments, some have left.Kolostomy bag are: Rev.Skanky-vocals, Lord Turd Spitwank-percussion, Some Cunt-bass, Skullfukk-guitar, Bruce Scrote-guitar.
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